Lord Lieutenants What are they? Most of what, laughingly, passes for Justice in this country is handed down by your friendly, local, magistrate. Ever wondered who picks these jumped up characters?
Well it isn’t you or me. If you have ever had to stand up in court because three wise owls have walked in, walked out or farted, don’t forget to bow your head in thanks to dear old Lizzy Windsor and the mad monarchy crew.
The same people that organise her visits to each county are the ones who pick your magistrates. You might never have heard of them; the Lord Lieutenants.
These strange parasite hybrids are the Queen’s representatives in each county. As you can imagine they are not chosen from the likes of us scum, 25 are from Eton and 90% of the rest are from private schools. In fact one of this Landed Squirarchy, Sir David Manel-Lewis, thinks he is ‘an ordinary chap’ because while he has a huge house, some farms and went to Eton he is not actually a Lord, doesn’t your heart bleed.
Her satanic majesty picks these Lord toads herself, from a selection of deputy Lord toads. These deputies are chosen by the Lord Lieutenants themselves. This nice cosy circle is mimicked by the way magistrates are chosen.
The group of people who pick magistrates are called the Advisory Committee, which is headed by those Lord Lieutenants, the chosen ones are then verified by the Lord Chancellor. These committees are mostly other magistrates and a couple of local worthies who might want to take up ‘this valuable development opportunity for the right individual’ or in other words get up the greasy pole. Recently they have been trying to get more young people involved but don’t all rush at once, young to them means ‘about 40’
Their justice is dished out on us, by magistrates who owe their places to other magistrates and those members of the landed gentry; the Lord Lieutenants – the queens chosen representatives, no wonder it’s so shit. British Justice – British Bollocks This article came from issue 2 of Now or Never To get a copy of issue 2 check out the Shop |
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